Have you ever farted and thought, ‘Damn I wish that smelled more like flowers and chocolates!’ ? If you have, then you are in luck.

According to one French man,  he has created the pill of your dreams. Christian Poincheval, the mastermind behind this ‘amazing’ product, which he calls ‘PilulePet’, created the pill after eating a meal that caused his flatulence to smell immensely. When his guests complained about the smell, he knew it was time to do something.

“We were at a table with friends after a copious meal when we nearly asphyxiated ourselves with our smelly farts. That gas wasn’t great for our table neighbors, so something had to be done about this.”

And while you may be thinking, surely this pill is laden with dangerous chemicals, and byproducts, but the truth is- it’s actually ‘a dietary supplement based on natural ingredients.’ Known as phytotherapy, ‘the fart pill is the result of lengthy research and trials and is on sale since 2007. Our fragrant variants add a touch of humor for any occasion.’

Each sachet contains around 60 pills, and the customers are told they should take 2-6 pills each day depending on their condition, and how fragrant they wish their fart to smell. And if your dog has smelly farts too, well they have a pill for that as well!

Eh, correction, they make a powder for that. Just sprinkle the powder on their food, and voila, their farts now smell like roses.
And to make things even better, you can choose from chocolate, May Day lily, St Valentine’s giner, violet and rose. The price is a bargain too, at only 17 euros per bottle. But, if you are a bargain shopper, you can get one on sell for 13.32!

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