Humans are a little bit twisted as history seems to show. We’ve accomplished a lot of things in our time here on Earth, but we have also done some things we are not so proud of…
It is an unfortunate truth that we all do some things we are not proud of, only to wonder later what the hell we were thinking. This is normal thing for humans to do, but society as a whole a lot of those“what the hell was I doing” moments! I bet you didn’t know these 25 historical facts! They are a bit naughty and some even X rated, so history books didn’t care to include them.
1. Western Bias
Millions of more Chinese people were slain at the hands of Japanese people than Nazi Germany killed Jewish people during world war II.
2. Rape At Nanking
Soldiers chopped off the bellies of pregnant women, forced family members to rape each other, and worse. During the holocaust is widely known that soldiers even cut open infants to rape them, forced monks to rape people, and raped young girls to death.
3. Civil War Hookers
During the civil war, prostitution was also a huge problem. One general named general hooker had women follow around troops and satisfy their urges during the war. In 1861 the Union Army medical Department reported that 1 out of every 12 soldiers had an STD.
4. Genghis Khan
Genghis Khan raped so many women in history that Asian citizens today have a small chance of being related to him.
5. Emperor Basil
A Byzantine ruler captured 15,000 soldiers and blinded 99 out of every 100 and left the last man standing with one eye. He then sent them all home.
6. Al Capone
Al Capone reported his penis oozing pus at very young ages and it was later discovered that he had syphilis. He denied treatment because of his fear of needles and the disease later ate away his brain to the point in which he was fishing in his own swimming pool.
7. Julius Caesar
Julius Caesar had sex with Marcus Brutus’s mother.
8. Vlad the Impaler
Vlad the Impaler was known as a man in history who liked sticking large sticks up peoples rear ends!
9. Professional Ticklers
Tickling was used for sexual arousal in medieval times of the Muscovite palaces. People were assigned as professional ticklers and employed full time at the palace.
10. Christopher Columbus
Christopher Columbus prostituted young Native American girls.
11. Ben Franklin
Benjamin Franklin, One of America’s founding fathers was known for going to sex brothels almost every night.
12. Cat Massacre
Cats were massacred during the French Revolution by printing apprentices.
13. Unit 731
Unit 731 was a biological and chemical warfare research unit that performed lethal human experimentation during the occupation of China.
14. Pythagoras was A Murderer
The famous mathematician that gave us our A2+B2=C2 equation was actually very unstable. He murdered people who didn’t agree with him and convinced people that facing the sun while urinating was a punishable sin.
15. Malcolm X
Malcolm X was a bisexual sex worker, according to the Guardian.
16. The Romans Were Sick
Ancient Roman emperors would have young boys as concubines. They would also buy toddlers from parents to nibble at their thighs while they bathed.
17. My Lai Massacre
The My Lai Massacre left some 400 unarmed civilians died during the Vietnam war. The citizens were killed by US soldiers and they additionally raped the women. 26 soldiers were charged with war crimes but only one was actually served. He has sentenced life but only served four years of house arrest.
18. The Milky Way
The milky way was supposedly named this when it was formed by Greek Goddess Hera Spraying breast milk into the sky.
19. The Battle of Waterloo
The battle of Waterloo was lost because Napoleon suffered from a very bad case of diarrhea.
20. The Banquet of Chestnuts
The banquet of chestnuts was held in October 1501 when Pope Alexander VI had an orgy with over 50 prostitutes.
21. The Egyptian Creation
There’s an Egyptian creation myth which states that the universe was the result of the ejaculation of the god Atum. Apparently, some Pharaohs would ceremonially ejaculate into the Nile
22. Extreme Slavery
Spartans were able to be so focused on the war was because of massive slavery. Spartans took it to such an extreme level that Athenians were horrified by it.
23. Edison Has A Dark Side
Thomas Edison electrocuted a circus elephant in front of thousands of people. The elephant had killed three people, including an abusive trainer. He recorded it as he did it.
24. Russian Dog Bombs
In WWII the Russians trained dogs to run under German tanks with bombs on their backs. However, the tanks the dogs were trained to run under were Russian so they ended up running under the Russian tanks and blowing them up instead.
25. Japenese Dehumanization
During WWII, the propaganda aimed at dehumanizing the Japanese was so successful that American marines were keeping the body parts of Japanese soldiers as Souvenirs.